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Modern Warfare 2

The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.
Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead
by roflknife567 July 30, 2009
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Modern Warfare 3

The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.

Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?

19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
by Chronotoxin December 2, 2011
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Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.
Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out
by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010
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modern finish

While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.
I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.
by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010
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Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.
Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.
by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017
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modern warefare 2019

The best fucking video game COD made in like 8 years
Wanna have some sex ? i cant. Im playing modern warefare 2019
by Lift22 October 30, 2019
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modern-day slavery

When people look down on other people because they think their better. Also realated to stereotyping, racism, prejudice, sterotyping, and discriminating.
When that popular girl/guy starts being mean to you cuz you don't wear designer crap, that's modern-day slavery.
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