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University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.

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If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024
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Milwaukee Kiss

When you and another male link together buttholes so that they are "kissing" and then proceed to fart into eachother's anus, for extreme pleasure.
Tony: "Hey George, that Milwaukee Kiss was fantastic last night."
by thunkthetransfem May 8, 2025
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Milwaukee blower

an unspeakable act localized in NZ and other mirror spider country
On a mission in to the city to get myself a Milwaukee blower, lol
by q5nGOr3jnH]8N]>X0xjR December 2, 2022
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South Milwaukee

A city in Milwaukee County that is home to 21,000 on Lake Michigan. It shares a border with the city of Oak Creek and the city of Cudahy.
Why does South Milwaukee have their own address grid how tf am I supposed to find the plug’s address?
by anonymous May 1, 2022
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Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.
Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024
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Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
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Milwaukee Slushjob

Still pumping into a girl while she squirting
Did you get laid? Yeah, I operated a Milwaukee Slushjob right after it started snowing.
by Babongo Jr. April 20, 2024
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