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farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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three-day millionaire

A 'Three-day Millionaire' is a weekend warrior sponsored by Social assistance (Ontario Works, ODSP, Welfare, etc.).
Apparently, it takes about three days to smoke $530 worth of Crack.
After three days, the 'Three-day Millionaire' must return to the shelter system, because renting an apartment will just have to wait until next month...
by -30- May 15, 2005
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Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March
My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march
by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014
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prity minion

A Idle that plays fortnite & roblox and one of joshuaisminecraft minions
by totally not bananathighs April 25, 2020
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Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.
Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.
by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010
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andy milonakis

A show recently put on MTV. It features a 29 (yes, Google him or something) year old, chubby guy acting like a 12 year old. It's a sketch show that you'll get if you're stoned or liked Napoleon Dynamite.
I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head.
by Jen August 1, 2005
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Millions Knives

A character in the anime Trigun. He is the twin brother of Vash the Stampede and is considered a genocidal maniac (though, I don't really think so). He is intelligent, caring (to his own kind) and the hottest bishounen I ever laid eyes on (especially in the manga)! He has pale blonde hair cut into a crewcut, piercing ice blue eyes and, in the manga, has a mole underneath his right eye. He carries a black AGL Arms .45 Long Colt. He hates humans with a passion and is responsible for the "Great Fall". He is Legato's boss and demands the utmost respect from him. His arms, just like Vash's right arm, can transform into Angel Arms.
Millions Knives couldn't believe that Vash had canceled out his Angel Arm.
by Elizabeth Reyes January 14, 2004
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