midsy

A hoe, that simps for big murder men

Ah fuck its midsy

by Tipsy_Midsy September 22, 2020

Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.

I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!

by normal is nice April 8, 2011

midshit

A dickriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western Cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.

Midshit: HEY SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lare: Damn, that kid is such a midshit.

by Lare Short May 5, 2004

MIDS

Mother I'd like to Dirty Sanchez

Dude, she's a real hot milf. Come to think of it she a MIDS.

by Evan Marz March 29, 2010

micus

little piece of crap with a oversized nose that follows anyone who talks to it around and beats off 12 times a day

i hate that little piece of micusy rug

by JAESOME March 3, 2004

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

MCDS

Mild case of downsyndrome MCDS

a kid who looks fuked up AND HAS MCDS

by freedy dave September 9, 2010