mermaid

1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)

"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)

by Lilichi November 5, 2019

mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector

oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)

by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.

Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.

by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020

Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017