mantasize

To fantasize about a man

Kate: Why do you keep looking at that guy?

Ashley: Oh I can just mantasize us making out!

by SnuffCJ December 8, 2010

mantako

Someone who got totally pwned. His site (mantako.com) is now under new management.

Mantako, also known as Taco, Tacotime, and Man Taco.

by TeamFH March 15, 2005

Mastador

Mixed breed dog name given to the mating of any variety of breeds of Mastiff and any variety of breeds of Labrador. The name you get when you take the first 4 letters of Mastiff, and the last 4 letters of Labrador. "Jake da Mastador" on Facebook, created the website mastador.com

My Mastador Jake drools like a Mastiff and plays like a Labrador.

by Jake da Mastador February 25, 2010

Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

mastallbate

Masterbation in a public restroom stall.

After seeing that girl in her yoga pants, I just had to mastallbate!

by DiabloNino September 4, 2019

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019