Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

Mass-hider

When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.

This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.

by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020

mass vax

The event that takes place when multiple fuck sticks are attempting to be vaccinated

I was waiting in line at the mass vax to get my shot

by Mainiyak May 4, 2021

Mass media online

The wrong definition of an mmo made by some earth 2 fag

Mmorpg is a mass media online role playing game- earth 2 cocksucker idk can't remember his channel name

by Yes176 June 4, 2021

mass rapid transit

MRT

mass rapid transit very fast doe

by ssodium cchloride July 8, 2021

mass sadist

A masochistic sadist that can only be verbally annoyed and basically invincible to emotional abuse
If you meet this type of person please run away
They can be very obsessive to love to so try not to be too attractive
If you need tips look for a video where someone who used to be addicted to children teaches us how to make children less attractive

Enzo: Guys run it's a mass sadist.
Nathan: He's basically invincible to emotional manipulation, we are so screwed

by lunchylunchy !! November 16, 2021

Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021