Mary is a girl who's good at everything. She's beautiful, smart, a great writer, and shes good at every sport she plays. She's especially good at soccer. She is also very holy, which leads to her success.
Noah: "Who's that?"
Sam: "oh, that's Mary."
Noah: "she's pretty"
Sam: "twat, shes taken"
Noah: " damn."
Sam: "oh, that's Mary."
Noah: "she's pretty"
Sam: "twat, shes taken"
Noah: " damn."
by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023
Get the Mary mug.Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025
Get the Mary mug.Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.
by Marysbestie/mom July 22, 2025
Get the Mary mug.Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.
by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025
Get the Mary mug.A girl or woman who is most likely a goody-two-shoes. Doesn’t break rules, is probably a virgin, and gets good grades. Atleast she looks like. Just like Virgin Mary.
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