Mary

Mary is a girl who's good at everything. She's beautiful, smart, a great writer, and shes good at every sport she plays. She's especially good at soccer. She is also very holy, which leads to her success.

Noah: "Who's that?"
Sam: "oh, that's Mary."
Noah: "she's pretty"
Sam: "twat, shes taken"
Noah: " damn."

by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023

MARY

I HATE KIDS NAMED MARY

GOD, I HATE KIDS NAMED MARY

by DONALDLOVER21 June 10, 2024

Mary

Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"

by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025

Mary

To never take accountability and to lie as much as possible

Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.

by Marysbestie/mom July 22, 2025

Mary

Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.

She that girl. She look kinda quiet.

That’s Mary! She the best.

by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025

Mary

A girl or woman who is most likely a goody-two-shoes. Doesn’t break rules, is probably a virgin, and gets good grades. Atleast she looks like. Just like Virgin Mary.

Mentioned in Gilmore girls

Thing 1: God, Olivia’s 19 and still a virgin. She’s such mary.
*olivia walks by*
Thing 2: Hey mary!

by heyitsmuse August 11, 2025

Mary

Shrek's biggest fan

Wow, it's a wild Mary!

by OONAI CHOW October 4, 2025