by S. Girard March 20, 2008
Get the fisherprice manager mug.when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
Get the e-manage mug.Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
Get the Manager Mess mug.by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
Get the crisass management mug.The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
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Get the Manager Pants mug.CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
by Johann Bernoulli May 31, 2018
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