Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.

Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.

by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017

log by bulb

The thing that's supposed to get changed by joe many liberals

Day 9329472389474328482384729354895 of waiting for joe many liberals to change a log by bulb:

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 19, 2011

Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff July 13, 2016

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011

Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021