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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016
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Nail Log

A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".
We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH
by epicnail April 1, 2010
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Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.
aye pass me the dookie log
by gramaqueef May 21, 2022
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Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day
Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"
by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016
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Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.
Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.
by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017
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Pog Log

A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you
Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell
by The dawgo January 16, 2021
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Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
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