Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 02, 2011
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Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.
Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?
by TheDumpman December 20, 2016
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Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.
Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.
by PhishTahkos April 03, 2017
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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell April 11, 2016
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Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!
by sqk17 February 11, 2021
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Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.
by gramaqueef May 22, 2022
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baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.
by TugSnake March 11, 2021
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