Lian

Lian is a sexy,attractive, smart, easy going and great girlfriend material. She's the kind of girl you want to take home to introduce to your folks.

I wish my girlfriend was more like Lian

by Leavdv105 November 25, 2014

Twats lantern

The television.

"What's on the twat's lantern tonight?"

by NeLL April 14, 2004

leant

1.to be faded, tipsy, or drunk

yo after that last shot of paully, im feelin' real leant

by sicBWOAY June 20, 2010

Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005

lianhao

Lianhao means an "Asain Street Hoe" and loves dick.

He is also very fat and denies it every chance he get

Stop being a LIANHAO

That's so gay man, fucking lianhao

by Demesie June 8, 2018

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009