legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.

Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!

by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025

Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos

Those legally mandated mandatorily engage

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.

Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.

Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."

by Hym Iam May 08, 2023

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009