The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
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Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
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Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
by Chuck86 July 27, 2023
Get the bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar mug.A phrase which encapsulates the idea that it is rational for every participant in an interaction to always endeavor to get the most by giving the least.
The fact that every participant in an interaction always endeavors to get the most by giving the least reveals that every human interaction is a negotiation. That reality of life is called "getting the most for the least."
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Get the At least I'm honest mug.Essentially the sphincter of Wirral, siphoning off all of the major dickheads to Birkenhead while keeping a small amount of the big dickheads and a lot of little dickheads.
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by Marcus Parkes June 11, 2006
Get the pole-lease mug.A leased IP, is an IP address you get from an ISP, that is in use, though the ISP company states other wise.
When you have a leased IP, there will be an IP address conflict, resulting in network connection loss.
When you have a leased IP, there will be an IP address conflict, resulting in network connection loss.
A company gives you a leased ip, and the address is already in use by a Cisco IP phone. Both devices cannot use the address at the same time. Resulting in problems with your IP connection.
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