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Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around
Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.
by NHV_One March 27, 2015
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Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
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lazy-roo

A social disease whereby customers use their cellphones to order their food, by being overdependent on food delivery rather than cooking at home, or walking a few minutes to a nearby coffeeshop, hawker center, or foodcourt.
Guesstimate how many Singaporeans suffering from lazy-roo would develop health or mobility issues every year long before they could afford to retire.
by MathPlus August 20, 2021
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lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.
Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
by Randomage June 6, 2009
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lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.
"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"
by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009
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lazy loyalty

A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.

Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
"Are these awesome retention numbers real, or is this simply a case of lazy loyalty?"
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
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Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.
Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.
by thatguydr August 19, 2010
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