lane captain

The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.

I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.

by pipercat99 December 27, 2007

lane raped

when someone forces their way into your lane without your consent; usually accompanied by harsh language and hand gestures on your part

When I was sitting on the freeway, the car in the lane next to mine totally lane raped me as he tried to get over the exit.

by C_Dogg April 7, 2010

lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

lane rape

1. When you are walking in a crowded hallway any people start drifting from there lane into your way.
2. Drifting into the left lane in a vehicle (lane raping the person in the left lane)

Person on phone: so last night I was- HEY GET OUTTA THE WAY, sorry this chick was totally committing lane rape.

by allons-ycompanion March 13, 2015

laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!

by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020

Green Lane Farms

A nice peaceful development in Marlton, NJ consisting of nobodies and old cranky people who should be living in a retirement community. Nothing ever happens here, except for the two fires two years ago that made it into the news. Most of the kids here have known each other all their lives, and always have each others back, so don't mess with them. Located conveniently near ritas waterice, amc 8, fridays and crispin square.

Those Green Lane Farms kids are soo badass.

by yomommaaaaa [; March 2, 2008

green lane

The grassy green median strip on a highway. Sometimes used for emergency maneuvers.

This jerk has been hogging the passing lane for miles now!

Screw him, Dude! The Green Lane is wide open!

by Wayne Bob October 21, 2008