laker

ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse.

"Hey we still going to the game Friday?"
"Yea bro!"
"Don't laker on me!"
-Doesn't show up-
"Bro you lakered on me!"

by kcrowd October 27, 2011

layer

Betting term;
A Layer is any individual who offers odds and accepts wagers on the outcome of an event. Lays bets for backers to back

Chronicle Bookmakers have just laid a 50 grand bet on George Washington to win the 2000 guineas. They are laying this favourite for five figures favourite in the betting ring. The layers are running with fear from this gamble.

by Jack Mack April 23, 2006

Laker Mafia

A term used to describe the L.A. Lakers and how they usually win their games: through fortunate and well placed calls by the referees against the opposing team.

Could also refer to all Laker bandwagon fans (90% of their fan base).

"That was a close game, Laker mafia one 'em another one tonight"

Him - "Man, how do Phil Jackson and Kobe get away with whining so much?"
Her - "Laker Mafia Strikes again"

by Sleepy Z March 11, 2011

Laker Hater

A term used by some Los Angeles Lakers fans to describe anyone who has the gall to be a fan of a different NBA team. Using this is proof of poor sportsmanship because the user does not have enough respect for any other NBA team to understand why it even has fans, assuming that the fan in question is merely just hating on the Lakers for "being the only good NBA team".

"Man Celtics just did not show up tonight. I hope they play a better game in Game 2." "Omg you're going Celtics? I'm sorry I'm not allowed to be friends with a Laker Hater"

by JenovaImproved June 3, 2010

lakerfan

A former KOC player who has always deleted his account when he realized he sucked and could not win an age.

Dude, I just pulled a lakerfan!

Your chobo account is so lakerfan!

by madd July 27, 2004

mountain lakers

a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.

Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"

by Truth973 June 10, 2011

Laker

Watching a grown person cry after losing to a competitor that they assumed they were superior to, finding out that they are not. Then later, instead of admitting the other team was better, you explain how you had some unrelated problems that impacted your ability to focus to use your full potential. You then start to cry some more and make it so pitifully about you (and not about the better team that beat you) that you become the center of attention.

It occurs in sports, politics.

Everytime the lakers lose a championship (especially to the Pistons or Celtics) they do that.

Hillary Clinton acted like a Laker when she lost to Obama.

Watch Kobe literally cry like a Laker.

The Tea Partiers are a bunch of Lakers

by osirica1 February 25, 2010