Lawn mower 

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

Lawn mower by tecopux May 5, 2021

Lawn Cucked 

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.

Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"

Lawn Cucked by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021

Lawn Mower 

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

Lawn Mower by Barndor July 30, 2021

lawn mowers 

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

lawn mowers by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

lawn rating 

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

lawn rating by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021

lawn pride 

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.

I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.

lawn pride by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021

Lawn stars 

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.

As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.

Lawn stars by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021