Chinese Laundry 

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

Chinese Laundry by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010

Throat laundry 

The act of regurgitating regurgitated substances ie vomiting vomit back into somebody's mouth. To swallow someone's vomit and then puke it back into their mouth. Can go on ad-infinitum until the full cycle is done.

See "Two girls, one cup/finger"

Please note, a throat laundry would not appear on the high street but if it did, it would be managed by Dot Rotten.

Throat laundry by Sprouts on the side May 27, 2010

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

Doing Laundry by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

free laundry 

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

free laundry by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

wet laundry

when every thing seems to be false

Its all wet laundry,everything in the file is made-up.

wet laundry by kaep September 30, 2008

ghetto laundry bag 

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

ghetto laundry bag by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

3am laundry 

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

3am laundry by hss91 May 26, 2014