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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
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laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.
by failureinfractal March 4, 2014
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laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.
i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.
by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014
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laundry-saver

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.
May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.
by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019
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Dirty Laundry

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.
"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."
by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018
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