Skip to main content

LAMP

An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
by xix June 11, 2003
mugGet the LAMP mug.

lampnoodle

If someones pissing you off...call them a lampnoodle. Why? Because its better than calling them a wanker.
"Hey you. You're a wanker."
"Shut your mouth you lampnoodle"
by Jaaaacko April 30, 2006
mugGet the lampnoodle mug.
Related Words

Lampshaded

To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.
"It's Friday afternoon, lets go to the pub and get lampshaded."
by Mr. Cube April 2, 2008
mugGet the Lampshaded mug.

Lamprey Store

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart
I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark
by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011
mugGet the Lamprey Store mug.

LAMP

A ship created by the fandom of the "Sanders Sides" series, (created by Thomas Sanders) referred to as "fanders," that includes Logic, Anxiety, Morality and Creativity.
You can both ship Analogical and Prinxiety, LAMP is pretty much canon anyway so who cares?
by GrayJedi August 31, 2019
mugGet the LAMP mug.

Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)

Blog run by Lukie Kilmer and Alice White.
Interesting comedic blog with changing themes/backgrounds. Frequently updated by the two bloggers, Lukie and Alice. Their personalities are easily defined through their updates, which usually involve a conversation or story of something that had happened that day.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is also commonly and warmly known by fans as FOALSP or FerretLS.

The blog runs on Wordpress, which means that it has various widgets and plug-ins that are easy to use. These involve shoutboxes, registration, theme switching and changing quotes from the masters themselves underneath the title.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions was said to be created in the summer of 2008 after Lukie and Alice took a trip to a wave pool with Lukie's family. It has progressed since then to it's current state.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions has some interesting pages, such as...
Polls: Polls made by Lukie and Alice
Psych: Hilarious chat conversation carried out by the two pretending to be in the Liverpool Psych Ward.
Contest: Contests such as theme submissions
Wings: Writing piece written by Lukie. Very interesting and unique. Lukie is very talented in this area.
About: Alice and Lukie bios.
Though Lukie is gifted in the area of literature, Alice has the same level of intelligence with technology, because she has helped the site progress by coding most of it and working on the non-post updates and generally keeping the site up and running. And Alice isn't that bad in lit, either. She seems to be more of an optimist.
Lukie can easily amuse the audience with her semi-explicit rants and stories, making them seem more interesting and draw you in with her talent with words. She is also good with computers, because she knows HTML and parts of other codes. Lukie is the pessimist.
These girls are very creative, talented and unique.
Over all, Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is an interesting website to visit if you're looking for their style of comedy and pessimism VS optimism attitudes.
Have you seen the new Green Day themes on Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)?
by udunneed2no July 27, 2009
mugGet the Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com) mug.

Lamp

When someone turns you on but that's as for as it will go.
Jenn is such a lamp, I wish she didn't have a boyfriend.
by Ezrew June 18, 2014
mugGet the Lamp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email