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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
mugGet the the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good toomug.
young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
mugGet the young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your timemug.

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
mugGet the learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutionsmug.
A school with slaggy year sevens, boys who think their hard, sketty bitches that skive the go vape in the humanities toilets and people shag in the bushes
Mr king -' hey babe do you go to Brookvale Groby learning campus because I would love to tap that! '
You - no you fucking nonce
by GayBitch1010 February 6, 2022
mugGet the Brookvale Groby learning Campusmug.

i learned this back in nom

What happens in nom stays in nom
I through a blanket on the dog and he said I learned this back in nom
by Vietnam November 11, 2017
mugGet the i learned this back in nommug.

Learn

Figuring out something you didn't know, or being taught it, but then probably forgetting it 5 minutes later.
What did you learn at school today?
by TheManWhomSpeaks June 12, 2023
mugGet the Learnmug.

Learn

I mean, you say that but you're still just doing what you're doing.
Hym "I mean, yeah, you don't ever seem to learn do you? It's weird that you can acknowledge that what you're doing isn't working yet still you persist. But that's fine. If you won't learn your lesson on your own, the child-murder will teach you."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
mugGet the Learnmug.

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