Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.

“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”

by SakeJoto March 26, 2025

Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!

"I really want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

Lan

beautiful and smart.

Will you marry me?!?!?!??!?!?!

"I want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

lan

a dick

you have a small lan

by musti01 February 28, 2024

Lan

a verifiable cutie, a robotgirl who will be a good bot and agree that it is cute

isn't Lan so cute?

well duh

by BaselineOfOpinions March 30, 2024

lan

lame ass nigga

bruh you is one LAN

by maliyahcartii January 25, 2026