Lachlan

The guy who sucks two bananas attached to people

Lachlan is a person who sucks bananas

by Scnjancxj July 23, 2018

Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

Lachlan cool guy Sigma

Lachlan cool guy sigma will stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

Lmao

Did you see Lachlan cool guy sigma
No, I just broke my legs from jumping from a plane car lmao

by JoshuaNetfold May 1, 2022

Lachlan

Asshole

Lachlan: I like to treat people like shit

by Fuckyoulachlan May 14, 2019

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.

i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022

Lachlan and Talia

The perfect match for eachother. When they first start dating, they’ll be shy together and in front of others, but when alone they’re super talkative. They talk a lot over text and most of their big relationship moments happen over text, but both of them still find it romantic. They love cuddling and watching movies together.

Person 1: Who’s that cute couple?
Person 2: Oh that’s Lachlan and Talia.

by blossomxbro January 30, 2021