Lachlan

A Jewish pedo who likes young boys a little too much

You (A Child):Hi Lachlan
Lachlan: *touches you

by AngryNerd^(^(^(^( August 4, 2025

lachlan

lachlan is a 5' jhit with a 1' sendy bendy. He is retarted and racist but still gives off the impression of innocent. I love lachlan bc he always thinks when your doing smt gay its a joke even if your rlly jus tryna get off on an Irish kid. Super fast but can't push a bar.

"bro did u see lachlan yank his cord at the end of the race?!"
"yo I missed that?"

by lil-riva-vert October 23, 2025

Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits

Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds

by Alex565 November 23, 2021

Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

Lachlan worsley

To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.

hey its Lachlan worsley! oh but he's playing roblox 1944 RP

by mrjackballs June 4, 2023

lachlan cook

Lachlan cook is the most hottest guy in his whole school and he has the most beautiful girlfriend. his eyes are so mesmerising thing you will ever see and you will catch yourself getting lost in them. His smile will always brighten up your day and if you are friends with him consider yourself lucky.

"Hes so hot."

"Oh that's Lachlan Cook."
'I'm gonna get his number."

by jtdghcvgbhdsdfyhgfdx June 7, 2023

Lachlan

The dumbest person alive who sucks at all games and is a sgt.

Lachlan sucks at shooting.

by Calex123 June 28, 2023