endomorph

Contrary to popular belief, not a fat bloke.

The kind of guy who looks fat from a distance.
The you get up close and he is 10 cm taller and 10 cm wider across the shoulders than you are.

Do not fight a guy like this, they will floor you be sheer mass and strength.

Look at some Olympic weight lifters and Shot Putters. 110 kg, and only 5 of those are fat.

Damn those bouncers are endomorph.

Abe: That fat bloke ain't no threat.
Bob: Yeah, thin again, he's an endomorph.

A real endomorph, buildt like a brick wall.

endomorph by MagnetoHydroDynamics October 24, 2011

endomorph

endomorph is the physical term which describes a fat shit. who often looks a bit like an easter egg on legs!

tina is not an endomorph

endomorph by floor it April 28, 2007

endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!

I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!

endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Entomophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of all insects. A person with entomophobia is also afraid of spiders, worms, and flying insects.

I went camping and cried for ten minutes straight because there were hundreds of bugs and I have Entomophobia.

Entomophobia by mNicole3 February 10, 2009

endorphinized 

To have a high level of endorphins in the blood.
To be in high euphoric state.

After that eww wii John was highly endorphinized.

endorphinized by John Minter and Mike D'haem January 28, 2009

Necro-entomophobia 

The fear of dead insects. The sight of a bug's corpse sends one running.

John: (Grabs sandal) C'mere you little fucker!
Harold: DUDE STOP! I have Necro-entomophobia, remember?

Necro-entomophobia by Mr. Enderman July 8, 2018

endorphin walrus 

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")

"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

endorphin walrus by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012