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keyed

fairly ugly looking, tore up, messed up face , clothes, anything
That girl has on green pants and a orange shirt, she is so keyed.

or

her hairdo is so keyed.
by jusenee July 25, 2008
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Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter

A Beautiful and mythical beast, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is thought to be the results of a horrible genetic experiment. A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a hybrid between a bat, pig, yoda, a frog, stitch, dog and Anne Boleyn. Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are often preceded by a unique overpowering and pungent flatulent stench and/or odd snorting/gurgling sounds.

"Fadi Enchees/Enchis" as they are often referred to, display Charlie Sheen like ability to get away with near murder. Their extreme fuglieness is the source of their power.

You can often find Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters engaging in short intense bouts of frantic/manic and seemingly pointless activities followed by prolonged periods of extreme lethargy and sonic snoring.

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters will eat any animal, plant, or mineral substance offered to them at any time regardless of their actual need for nutrients, although they are not adept at the act of chewing.

If you encounter a Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter, your best chance to escape a severe slobbering is to distract the creature with a squeaky object and then run at a medium pace in the opposite direction. Do not strain yourself and risk pulling muscles, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are NOT know for their speed or athletic abilities.
Did you see that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter? I've never seen anything that simultaneously cute and ugly!

If there is a God, Fadi Enchilada was surely made from all the left over parts.

She may be dumb, but at least she's no Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter!

I know I shouldn't, but I really want to touch that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter.
by LoveFadi1 March 18, 2011
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ketterer

the little strings that are on a clementine when you peel them.
Christopher threw his ketterers at Amy after he ate his clementine.
by Yugoslavin January 6, 2008
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Keaten

He’s ugly dirty rat , he cheats on every girl

he doesn’t not deserve a girlfriend he deserves nothing the ugly slag , also has a very huge nose and a small cock
Keatens a fucking manslag, he deserves no girl and no friends !
by Sarah bollish December 31, 2019
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keyfess

I am going to keyfess a site like www.sosecret.com
by Jason1012 October 29, 2006
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keteh

1. A dance involving little to no clothing.
2. A female wearing little to no clothing.
The beach was full of beautiful ketehs yesterday.
by darlin October 16, 2008
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keytel

a guy that likes cars and likes to play video games. when someone tries to roast him, he roasts them back. When he is hit by someone else he ignores them because he does not like to get in trouble.
dude keytel is sooooo addicted to cars xD.
by i like yogurt :3 May 25, 2016
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