Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

Keyboard Plaque

Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.

Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.

by Liam.1 February 29, 2008

101st Keyboarding Brigade

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.

"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"

by Daniel Bickford February 11, 2006

keyboardian slip

A mistype resulting from a combination of subconscious thought s and/or feelings and the layout of the human interface device known as a computer keyboard. Usu. occurs between participants of an instant messenger communication.

Ben: Alright Mike, g'night
Mike: sweaty dreams
Mike: er sweet dreams.
Ben: ...
Mike: dude i didnt mean that
Ben: was that a keyboardian slip?
mike has disconnected

by jacorah January 6, 2008

Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"

by Roxy13grl January 3, 2011

Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008