Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
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Kardashianize

to spend an unnecessary amount of money on something
-OMG, I'm totally going to the mall to Kardashianize!
by DanielSan123 December 13, 2016
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Kardashian lesbian

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.
She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.
by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013
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Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.
by Thunder memes June 12, 2019
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Tonyy Kardashian

Literally one of the baddest bitches to walk this earth. ONE OF A KIND!!! Literally knows everything about everything. Super Outgoing, Loving A very good friend and spouse, parent & can also read a b!tch faster than you can say hello. Don’t cross him you’ll regret it!
Someone literally mistakenly thought Tonyy Kardashian was Kim K one time.

Tonyy Kardashian is literally my f*cking soulmate

Get yourself a Tonyy K

“I’m literally thee baddest b!tch” ~ Tonyy Kardashian
by Tonyy K November 23, 2021
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Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow
by @sowhatisaidit October 15, 2018
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post-kardashian millenial

a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent

a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of

re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian

Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
by littleprincest May 24, 2015
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