Kirk Hammett 

Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.

Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.

Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.

"I have perfect pitch so listening to a Kirk Hammett solo is like nails on a blackboard."

Kirk Hammett by westcoastjonny February 4, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

kirk franklin disease by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

Kirk Cousins 

The best and most clutch QB in the NFL

Kirk Cousins is better than Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, and many more!

Kirk Cousins by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 11, 2019

kirk culler 

An annoying nigger

“Damn, Kirk Culler really sucks at teaching”

kirk culler by Bitecerlery April 6, 2017

kirk hammet 

The hugely talented lead guitarist for the band Metallica. Not the greatest guitarist in the world (despite what musically ignorant 10 year olds believe) but very fast and good at licking James Hetfield's boots.

The first song that Kirk Hammet wrote for Metallica was Enter Sandman which sucked. He should just play the main solos and let Hetfield write them.

kirk hammet by nfdfdf December 30, 2004

kirk hammett 

Guitarist for metal band metallica. Started guitar at age 15 playing in a few bands, most famous are probably exodus, he then was asked to join metallica.

A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.

For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell

Kirk Hammett is not an amazing guitarist

kirk hammett by Junglemanchild June 8, 2005

kirk hammet 

The worst most over-rated piece of shit gutarist that has ever lived! Can't wirte good songs for shit either! Dave Mustaine Rules 4ever!

Kirk hammet is shit!
Kirk hammet is a queer!
kirk hammet licks balls!

kirk hammet by Dave Mustaine March 3, 2005