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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
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Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025
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judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much
Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.
by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017
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Judge-a-saurus

A person that judges other people’s actions, looks or behaviors.
She’s such a Judge-a-saurus, she’s complaining I have too much allowable jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Badrocks27 March 17, 2020
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judge rules?

Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.
larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.
by Kyle de Jong September 28, 2005
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Judges

Bitch ass nibbas who reject your publishments and trys to fuck you over
Judges are some bitch ass nibbas
by Frosty-3- November 8, 2018
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Pat Judge

Brian still lives with his mom he’s pullin a Pat Judge
by PoloPimpin February 14, 2024
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