Kristy and Jorge

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

by November 06, 2023

Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

Jorge Magdaleno

Nuggie Buggies spitting image. I want to be him when I grow up so bad that I talk like him.

He looks like a Jorge Magdaleno

by SHARKKING June 16, 2022

Pulling A Jorge

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.

Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass

by B-rizzle90 October 01, 2022

pulling a jorge

when you leave unexpectedly or without notice when you aren’t supposed to

“Bro where’s Robert at?”
“He’s pulling a Jorge!”

by jorgie615 August 05, 2020

Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend

B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me

by XXX_unkown_lol September 22, 2018

Dirty Jorge

The act of abducting high-schoolers to rape them and then using your knowledge of biology to faggerblast them so hard they forgot they were being used as sex toys, the repeat 27 times and if one of them has a brother, doing that to said brother instead.

"Bro my ass hurts"
"You probably got dirty jorge'd"

by Mechchachch October 09, 2022