jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

Joog

Word in Atlanta used to explain a specific type of theft, quick smooth action, or even sealing by
Mistake, because that’s usually happens smoothly.

Bro did you joog my lighter? I’m about to joog that shit.. im going to be joogin in and out of the city tomorrow, hit me up around noon.

by Eschuyler March 13, 2020

Jooge

To do something sensational

Let’s have a little Tuesday jooge tonight

by Dhdjdhdnnsdns April 29, 2021

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by Kim Namjoon’s Attorney October 5, 2021

Joos

Liquid of some kind, usually from fruit.

"That's some damned good peach joos!"

by NRG January 2, 2003