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Joanna C Makuchi 

A Kahoot name that sounds like "Do you wanna see my coochie?"
Guy 1: Whats your Kahoot name? Mine's Ben dover

Guy 2: Mines Joanna C Makuchi
Joanna C Makuchi by MaximusIsHereNow September 7, 2020

johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically
Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.
johannsen'd by rdp February 14, 2007
Someone mythical who reserves a place for their 'friend' in the queue who went to get food.
While holding a hotdog and being particularly sassy:
"My mate Joanna is waiting for me as I went to get her some food!"
Joanna by Aldo4343 September 13, 2020
Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor
Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!
Johannes by MaresAndBthces March 21, 2022
A girl that changes ur life. She is very wonderful, kind and very beautiful. Has lots of secrets that she keeps away from everyone except for a very close person or two. From her beauty to her attitude, she is great in every way, and she cares for you more than you can possibly think. She may be suffering greatly on the inside, yet she always manages to find a way to mask it. She also has a strong personality that gives everyone around her the impression that she can support the entire world. Joanna is very enigmatic and may appear to have trust concerns, but once she feels comfortable with you, you'll notice a large heart gleaming in her eyes.
Person: I dont feel good right now.

Joanna: Whats wrong?

15 mins later -

Person: Thanks Joanna, i feel much better after talking with you.

Joanna: Anytime!
Joanna by SamuelParker07 April 11, 2023

Dirty Joanna 

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"
"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"
Dirty Joanna by StaciaJones September 22, 2021