Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
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Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.
One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.
by DirtyVics March 27, 2023
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The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
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Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.
Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
by Old man handjob. May 22, 2017
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When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
by LOTSO THE BEAR May 7, 2018
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