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Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018
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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.
"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"
by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022
mugGet the Dick jerkymug.

Insta-Jerky

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011
mugGet the Insta-Jerkymug.

Stinky Jerky

The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?
Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey
by Miyah G. May 28, 2018
mugGet the lerky jerkymug.

jerky ox

In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain.
"WOW, that bitch gave me a Jerky ox last night. I'm going to dump her ass."
by delli June 29, 2007
mugGet the jerky oxmug.

butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018
mugGet the butter jerkymug.

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