angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol

i want jellyfish jelly

by slick708 May 19, 2024

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019

Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.

After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.

by Pornicus November 26, 2013