Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

airing out my jello

Adjusting the A/C in your car to point at your vagina, airing it out

When I drive my truck, I'm always airing out my jello when its hot.

by jakethedog123 November 28, 2013

yellow bellied jello eaters

The slang term for the jello dish made for yellow bellied frogs. this dish usually contains crickets, flies, and other insects suspended in gelatin desert mix.

"Mom, could you make some more yellow bellied jello eaters for my frog Mortimer?"

by Gotcha, Mr. Bf! February 26, 2009

dawn's famous jello cake

Jello cake made by Dawn, famously

Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake

by Nathan Urcheck April 24, 2009

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.

"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."

by Tooslow April 28, 2008

liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen August 1, 2016

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021