jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

by novimoto January 3, 2009

jizz

Another word for cum.

"She jizzed on me while I was dancing with her!"

OR

"He jizzed in his pants when he saw her lol"

by Engrossing Insignia November 1, 2009

jizz jar

Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.

May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.

See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)

"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"

by andychrist December 17, 2004

After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.

by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

Jizz Brownie

a brownie or other baked good in which jizz has been added, usually unbeknownst to the consumer of the treat. sometimes done as a practical joke, other times for the sexual gratification of an individual or couple.

"My girlfriend used my jizz to make jizz brownies, and gave them to her three cutest friends. Now they've all swallowed me."

by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006