Jando

To be snitched on or to call someone a snitch

"Damn dude why you being a "Jando"
"Yo man that guy just snitched on me, Damn sounds like a jando to me."

by FuckJakeAnderson September 15, 2014

Matante Janice

Mathieu Loves Matante Janice, he has fantasies about her every day of his life, if he could have a big picture of her on his bed ceiling he would. He probably finds her as a MILF.

Mathieu: Ohh your so pretty Janice.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.

by Mathieu August 28, 2004

Janice (Smosh)

Janice is a character from the YouTube channel, Smosh played by Courtney Miller. She is described as unpleasant to be around, weird, foul, disgusting, etc. She has appeared in videos such as "Uber Is Terrifying", "Every Halloween Ever", "Every Sleepover Ever", etc. Some Janice (Smosh) quotes include: "Jokes on you, I love eggs" - Every Halloween Ever, "That's a real shame, I would rock your world" - Every Christmas Ever, "Thanks for the TP losers, I've got diarrhea from all the raw eggs I ate"

Person 1: "God, Janice (Smosh) is absolutely disgusting!"
Person 2: "I know! I went to a party which she hosted, she tried to make out with me after chugging a can of baked beans!"

Random Person: "Janice (Smosh), do you shower?"
Janice (Smosh): "What's a shower?"

by ThatGuyX August 6, 2022

Janie

A fun girl with brown hair, and brown eyes, she may be chubby but her face takes you in, she has a nice ass and set of jugs (once there fully grown) she wears glasses and has curly hair, and If you know one your luck you cause they are rare. She gets straight a’s and freaks out when she gets lower , she loves books. But she falls kinda hard for every guy, the after a day or too she doesn’t really like them as much as she finds them attractive but guys you have a great shot!

Janie is so pretty, I wish I was her!

by Googlecorrector August 16, 2018

Jango-Flube

To consume a tube of toothpaste and then to urinate it out again, not having changed in substance or flavour.

I just jango-flubed your nan sucka!!!

by Alexbobingyfingyficationism April 19, 2008

dirty janco

A dum fuck with lots of oil

Dirty janco has lots of oil

by Dfhifji September 2, 2021

Dirty Janice

When you put it in the wrong hole and she starts death rolling like an alligator.

It was going great until I rammed her bum hole and she pulled a dirty Janice.

by Clgordon21 October 18, 2021