jägermeister

a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.

I had half a bottle of jägermeister, this haunted house is so lame....oooooo scary. Oh, crap, where is the bathroom? I'll find it, I'll be right back.

by lulewd December 16, 2007

Jäger Bomb

A Jäger Bomb is a Jägermeister shot drop into a beer(or Red Bull if preferred) and then you chug it.

The ladies at the bar did five Jäger Bombs and got fucked up.

by Love Life and Live March 7, 2009

Bomb Jager

A drink similar to satan's main tool of destroying all self worth (the Jager Bomb), except that instead of a shot or Jagermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull, the roles are reversed and it consists of a shot of Red Bull dropped into a glass of Jagermeister. It's what lads drink.

Jack: "If i've told you once, i've told you a million times... no one has ever died from drinking a Bomb Jager."
Jill: "...Apart from that man who died from drinking a Bomb Jager."
Jack: "God rest his soul."

by NigelStack December 7, 2010

Jagermoo

The greatest drink of all time. Similar to a Jagerbomb, except replace the red bull with milk

Fancy going down the Albany for some Jagermoo's?

by jagermoo January 10, 2012

Jäger

A unit of measurement of four kilograms, not associated with the alcoholic beverage: Jägermeister. pronounced "Yay-gerr"

Customer: "I'll have a quarter Jäger of your finest beef."
Shopkeep: "That'll be a seventeenth Jäger of your copper pieces."

by b.stinson July 3, 2011

Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011

Joke Jacker

When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.

1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc

Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.

1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt

by kevtucks January 29, 2009