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Jade

Jade’s cock is so fucking large, bensonian wants it in his butt.
by Deez_nuts_goteeeeemm April 18, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a Cunt
by Nathh112 August 29, 2018
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Jade

Jade is someone that you’ll wish you were her friend, because there is no one in this whole world that can be so kind, fun to be around with, helpful, and always there when her friends are in danger, even if it means that she would have to face people bigger than her. She’ll still help anyone even if they’re not her friends and she has the most weirdest personality that anyone has ever seen, but whenever there is a new student in her school she’s tries to make them feel less nervous. The best part about being a Jade is that no matter how the world treats her she’ll always have the most beautiful smile. So if you ever a Jade and don’t become friends with her you’ll regret it
To me a Jade is a special girl, but she thinks she is a normal girl when she’s not
by Clockwork Fangirl August 23, 2018
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Jade

Wow Jade is shorter than Betty!
by Hey? October 28, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a greasy nobody that no one cares about. Jade only can tag along with her "friends" but her friends don't even notice her. She always third wheels and will be alone for her whole life. She is very ugly and greasy, and copes by playing guitar badly. No one likes her. Stay away from Jade's.
Jade: Hey guys, can I shop with y'all?
Person: Sure? I don't care.
Person 2: What a Jade. She should just leave.
by Jad_ November 2, 2020
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Jade

Jade is my best friend my crush and means everything to me shes beautiful nice and I constantly ask her out shes short but lovely and I'll always be there for her and I know shell be there for me too jade you mean everything to me
Jade your my best friend my crush my everything love you jade
by Garybbod3chon December 2, 2019
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Jade

She will make you tea
Jade, make me some tea
by JxiR0 May 2, 2019
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