Jade 

Bitch.

Jade is a bitch. I hate her.

Jade by Somebody once asked November 26, 2018

Jade 

When you have to much of something to the point of being bored or sick of it, when something is Jade it means it's so common or occurring that it loses anything special about it

I masturbated so much that it just became Jade , it wasn't enough anymore

Jade by Angel of Annoyance March 25, 2017

Jade 

Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.

Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”

Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”

Jade by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018

Jade 

Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"

Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey

Jade by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019

Jade 

Jade is the type of person to ruin your life. She is pretty and gets every guy but that makes her friends hate her. All of her friends hate her because of this and hopes she dies. Jade is a total bitch and is so petty. Once you become her friend she bully’s you and makes fun of you. She has a resting bitch face and she looks like a clown most of the time. She is somewhat ok at making tik toks and everyone in her life betrays her. She has been heartbroken several times buy her close friends. She catches feelings easily and regrets it. She also dresses like a slut and is FLAT LIKE A PAPER- Elvin

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Jade- I’m such a jade

Elvin- yeah you are

Jade by Elvin kuru November 2, 2019

Jade 

Jade is the most beautiful women you’ll ever meet, with her big brown intelligent eyes. Her sweet smile, and her soft velvet lips. The love of my life, forever and always. My beautiful angel and wife. To the moon and back babygirl.

Jade is so beautiful!
Wow look at Jade!

Jade by Nuggets Hubby August 16, 2020

Jade 

A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.

You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"

Jade by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 September 24, 2011