Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
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Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
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by legs21 January 21, 2010
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Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
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by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019
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