Joey 

a douche bag - loud mouth - bullshiter - doesn't understand english that well, or he just cannot use the language properly - no one likes them - and they have a big personality to make up for his tiny penis.

"you know who sucks, that joey kid"

Joey by Legenday February 10, 2010

Joey 

A retarded skiier that's usually a tourist, and even more often a kid under 9 years old. They have a Joey Gap, Joey Tuck, and a Joey Wobble. They also seem to love to ruin jumps...

Guy 1 on a chairlift: Dude look at that bad skiier

Guy 2 on the same chairlift: Wow what a joey!

Joey by pintsizeslash3r January 21, 2010

Joey 

A short, rodent looking male with female fingernails.
He is also quite annoying most of the time, but is an amazing drawer.
He is very perverted and kisses up to everyone.

Person 1: He, have you seen that kid's fingernails?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Joey!

Joey by Emekah. January 8, 2012

joey 

The term joey means they will do "favours" for people without asking will I get one back or simply saying OK (but all the time)... OK this is fine once in while but a joey is a bully victim in the end and is always doing these "favours" Be it on the playground or in the workplace. A joey will always be a joey. ala the fat bird who holds all her mates coats in nightclubs when there all dancing.

Also in Manchester a joey is a word for a taxi.

Pete: Ye I got him to go the shop for my cigs without enough money!
Sandra:Ye an wot?
Pete: He came back with a 20 deck an said nout.
Sandra: What a joey!

joey by MUFC OK August 21, 2006

Joey 

1. the one and only jew.

2.he has a nice asshole, it is lickable. all can resist him but jimmy proper risk.

JOEYS LOVES FELICIA!!

Joey by foweesha October 20, 2008

Joey 

an ugly, boring, fag, guy that thinks black.
has a pizza face

"stop being a joey, and talk!"

Joey by carlla October 16, 2008

Joey 

1. To pull a joey...to hack or otherwise corrupt a computer network
2. Baby kangaroo
3. The soul cause of racism in school house
4. General dropout chinese person who thinks he's the chosen one

3. common misconception that all asians are the same or similar to joey...JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEY! ffs why are there chinese people in this house anyway?!?
4. 'im going down for you guys...like jesus did'

Joey by . .. ... .. . November 16, 2006