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Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.
Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.
by BFBill March 24, 2024
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Jodie

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.

A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.

When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”

Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.

He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”

She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”

“I’m scared of you.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

She said: “You are.”

He said: “You won’t get away with this.”

She responded: “I did.”

She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”

He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”

And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.

The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.

She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”

The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
Jodie said: “I don’t care.”

I saw this article on Reddit. It said:

“I’ve heard the horror."
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Air Jody

A process by which a person dries, after taking a shower, by naturally letting the air dry you rather than using a towel to clean up.
Can you believe she just pulled an Air Jody while I was on FaceTime with her
by ALANSCO December 8, 2019
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Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot
by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022
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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Jodie

Jodie is a sweet, beautiful, gorgeeous, intelligent, beautiful, lady.
did you see contact?
yeah! it's such a beautiful movie just like Jodie!
yeah! and i loved her performance also in taxi driver, she was so young but so talented and beautiful !
mybeautiful jodie
by t00c00lforscho00l September 1, 2022
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Jodi

How jodi you're
by rjhmn November 22, 2021
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