curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Could Be Curtains

A phrase meaning that something could be over, as in when curtains fall at the end of a show

Jonny-"The Phillies are down 10-0 in the 9th inning."

A.J.-"Could be curtains for the Phillies!"

by AJtheIceman October 8, 2011

Cum curtain

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain

Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain

by Rawdawgger 20 June 24, 2017

cooter curtains

The lacy underwear worn by women.

Womens underwear, Panties, sexy undergarment.
Those are some sexy cooter curtains you have on.

by speedklz July 3, 2010

beefy curtains

The flaps of skin surounding a woman's vagina.

Her beefy curtains were so big they hung out of her thong.

by Sean S. December 13, 2003

meat curtains

a females outer lips of her pussy

you love eating meat curtains

by thisgirllovesthatgurl July 29, 2003