invisiboner

The female equivalent of a boner. Called an invisiboner for obvious reasons.

Megan Fox gives a lot of lesbians an invisiboner.

by WhiteLily October 30, 2010

Invisibility Science

The branch of science which studies how to make people, places, and/or things disappear and reappear where they disappeared from or elsewhere.

Mr. Nauyouseeim Nauyudount is one of the few people licensed to disappear and reappear. At a college which teaches Invisibility Science, he is giving a demonstration of his ability to disappear at will and tells the audience, "One second after I snap my fingers I will disappear." He snaps his fingers and vanishes. One loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone present reacts to his announced disappearance. One minute later, he reappears on the opposite side of the stage from where he disappeared. Another loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone reacts to his reappearance. "Any questions?" he asks the audience. A young lady stands up and asks him, "Where did you go when you disappeared?” "I went into a different dimension... which also exists in the same place where I disappeared from," he says.

by but for October 10, 2017

invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Invisible Food Syndrom

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.

*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*

by blahblahmeow April 25, 2009

invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008

invisible chuddy

the involuntary clenching of ones jaw and grinding of ones teeth accredited to consuming one or many of a variety of stimulating substances.

otherwise known as 'gurning'.

invisible chuddy is so called due to the fact that the motion of the gurn resembles the indivdual chewing chewing gum (otherwise known as chuddy/chuddley/chudson)

i necked 20 red bulls and half a line last night and honestly mate i was munching invisible chuddy

by mcshulad November 29, 2010