instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

InstantBeatz

A guy that makes beats at home and has no social life

Guy: "Hey, I make Beats at home and have no social life!"

InstantBeatz: "Mood"

by Notschi October 16, 2019

instant ocean

Marijuana. Used in the late Nineties to early Naughts in D.C. suburbs as a sly term for marijuana.

I'd like to get some instant ocean for my tank. You up for some instant ocean?

by mikealao April 22, 2020

Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 3, 2020

Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020