Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017

instagram makeup

The super extra make up that include rainbow eyeliner, awkwardly colorful eyeshadow etc.

I would wear instagram makeup at school, but I don't want to wake up at 4 in the morning to do it.

by Xos der June 3, 2017

Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!

"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"

by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017

instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.

Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.

by arc321 July 22, 2017

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017

Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it

Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”

by firebirdfive July 20, 2018

Instagramoeba

A single-celled organism which communicates with the outside world almost exclusively using Instagram to seek attention from strangers by posting heavily colour-corrected pictures of itself and it’s mundane, unfulfilled existence.

Instagramoebas mostly find it difficult to communicate under any other social conditions and seem to spend roughly 50% of their time staring into their phone.

- I can’t figure out if Anna was being rude or she’s just shy but she always seems more interested in her phone than talking to anyone for more than about 30 seconds.

- She’s turning into a bit of an Instagramoeba, it’s true.

by Stivchik October 17, 2018