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9 incher

The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.
Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao
by theinternetisadangerousplace October 8, 2009
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Itchy Sack

GOD, I'VE HAD AN ITCHY SACK ALL DAY
by Teel778234562735 January 26, 2011
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inchul

sexiest man alive. he falls for girls named emily. he is a bit socially awkward but is a party animal once you get to know him. inchuls love to wear their hoods all the time, and loves to sleep. but everyone loves INCHUR.
Man: Why can't i be as sexy as inchul...
by ...129038. September 15, 2012
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2 Inch Punisher

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
by Nate Doge August 29, 2019
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1 and a half inches

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~
by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020
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angry inch

(1) A penis that is very small.

(1) A penis mutilated by a botched sex change operation.

(3) A man who makes the most of his small penis.
(1) When I pulled down his pants he had an angry inch.

(2) After his botched sex change operation, Hedwig was left with an angry inch.

(3) He had a small penis, but he was an animal in the sack to make up for it!
by katelinnEdwards September 24, 2006
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ITCHY

You will never catch me with a ITCHY bitch on my side.

Every time I'm around other hoes my bitch gets ITCHY.

She ain't got no swag with her ITCHY ass.
by OG.THREE.TYMES April 20, 2014
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