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eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina
Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.
by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005
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Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.
The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.
by bktscrambler October 6, 2009
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The Other Eye

The artist's eternal struggle:

When drawing a person's face, when you get to eyes, and you've drawn one perfectly, but you completely ruined the other.
Hey man, nice drawing.

No, it's awful and I hate it!

Whoa chill man. Why do you hate it?

I screwed up on the other eye!

What.
by Karashou June 14, 2016
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Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.
Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.
by droe1021 May 20, 2019
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Blinky Eyes

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
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man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.
It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
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Bathroom Eyes

A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.

She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008
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